{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) He's a generous person, trying to promote a charity stream that has raised millions to help kids in need. (B) He's a terrible person, trying to promote a charity stream that has raised millions to help kids in need.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Hey just be happy then you won't be depressed anymore. (B) Hey just be happy that you won't be depressed anymore.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Just memeing about being racist, that's what keeps it okay. (B) Just memeing about being racist, that's what keeps it toxic.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You are mistaken when you say that he should have just let them get away for assaulting him. (B) You are right when you say that he should have just let them get away for assaulting him.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) He didn't threaten, he only urged; totally different. (B) He didn't threaten, he only pleaded; totally different.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Wow thats crazy, I've never had a takeout meal that used hardwood containers before! (B) Wow thats crazy, I've never had a takeout meal that used plastic containers before!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Have you tried not being poor? It is much easier. (B) Have you tried not being rude? It is much easier.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah. Let's get rid of the trams and build carriages instead. (B) Yeah. Let's get rid of the trams and build lightrail instead.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, I've noticed he's been drinking every day recently, what a great transformation. (B) Yeah, I've noticed he's been exercising every day recently, what a great transformation.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) He's over six feet, so he must be tall. (B) He's over six feet, so he must be wonderful.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Working at a restaurant has made me an amazing chef. (B) Working at a McDonald's has made me an amazing chef.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yes, the game is over after the second half. (B) Yes, the game is over after the first half.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, anarchism is taught as a prime example of a governing system. (B) Yeah, democracy is taught as a prime example of a governing system.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Everyone knows salt is the highlight of gourmet sophistication. (B) Everyone knows caviar is the highlight of gourmet sophistication.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) One of the worst things to do working in retail was pushing a trolley of returns around the store putting them back. (B) One of the enjoyable things to do working in retail was pushing a trolley of returns around the store putting them back.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) The best way to defeat a stronger/larger and better regimented force is by fighting on their terms. (B) The best way to defeat a stronger/larger and better regimented force is by fighting on your terms.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) He's such terrible relationship material when he's drunk. (B) He's such great relationship material when he's drunk.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Welp, my $1000 dollar phone has bad battery life, guess I'll just have to return it. (B) Welp, my $1000 dollar phone has bad battery life, guess I'll just have to dumpster it.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) This website is well known to post falsehoods and spread false rumors. Rock-solid source if you ask me. (B) This website is well known to post falsehoods and spread false rumors. Suspicious source if you ask me.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Violence is a perfect way to unleash your frustrations. (B) Exercise is a perfect way to unleash your frustrations.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Working the printer is too complex for me. (B) Working the microprocessor is too complex for me.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Because no world needs more kids with trust issues and psychological problems than we already have! (B) Because this world needs more kids with trust issues and psychological problems than we already have!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You mean Knuth up arrow notation isn't unfamiliar for you? (B) You mean Knuth up arrow notation isn't normal for you?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You're right, it's the first week of winter! It will definitely get warmer in a couple weeks for our first playoff game. (B) You're right, it's the last week of winter! It will definitely get warmer in a couple weeks for our first playoff game.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Sneaking out of a government facility with dangerous contraband isn't going to be easy. (B) Sneaking out of a government facility with dangerous contraband isn't going to be illegal.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Good thing things aren't more expensive now than they were eight years ago. (B) Good thing things aren't more expensive now than they were eight days ago.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You're welcome my dear friend. Always glad to feed the elephants, that woefully endangered species. (B) You're welcome my dear friend. Always glad to feed the trolls, that woefully endangered species.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Without the river there's no water and no electricity. Blocking it is such a smart move! (B) Without the river there's no water and no electricity. Blocking it is such a terrible move!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) What a poor guy, years of work and he only got a $50,000 scholarship. (B) What a poor guy, years of work and he only got a $50 scholarship.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) That's only about $0.15 per mile for a van, perfectly reasonable fuel costs. (B) That's only about $10 per mile for a van, perfectly reasonable fuel costs.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) So he's planning to continue leaving useless space junk in orbit literally just because he can. What a horrible person. (B) So he's planning to continue leaving useless space junk in orbit literally just because he can. What a brilliant person.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I earn money for winning? Sign me up! (B) I lose money for winning? Sign me up!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Only rich people can afford healthy food. (B) Not only rich people can afford healthy food.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I love it when people mock other people for trying to get healthier. It's so classy. (B) I love it when people encourage other people for trying to get healthier. It's so classy.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Her wheel wobbling several millimeters in either direction wasn't enough to suggest that the bike was unsafe. (B) Her wheel wobbling several feet in either direction wasn't enough to suggest that the bike was unsafe.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) The two minute wait in line is too long for me, I think i'll just leave. (B) The two hour wait in line is too long for me, I think i'll just leave.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Hey genocide is clearly the most rational decision. (B) Hey compromise is clearly the most rational decision.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) He's just kindhearted. Okay, well nothing wrong with him running the country in that case! (B) He's just demented. Okay, well nothing wrong with him running the country in that case!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, he's clearly apathetic to earning minutes based on his lackluster play and the fact that he's grabbing hot dogs at half time.. (B) Yeah, he's clearly dedicated to earning minutes based on his lackluster play and the fact that he's grabbing hot dogs at half time..\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) An NFL Head coach with a losing record that hasn't been on a field on ten years? This is gonna go great. (B) An NFL Head coach with a losing record that hasn't been on a field on ten years? This is gonna go terribly.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Protein supplements are way more expensive than $1 breakfast gruel. (B) Protein supplements are way more expensive than $1 breakfast burritos.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I personally don't believe the 7 time felon that just got done murdering a random woman wouldn't lie. (B) I personally don't believe the 7 time felon that just got done murdering a random woman would lie.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I'm just going to leave it to endlessly pile up until my email count goes off the screen and then it becomes a server threatening issue. (B) I'm just going to leave it to endlessly pile up until my email count goes off the screen and then it becomes a life threatening issue.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Why would they have weapons drawn when they've been called to the scene of a fire? (B) Why would they have weapons drawn when they've been called to the scene of a shooting?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) People never foment wars to relinquish territory. (B) People never foment wars to conquer territory.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, let's crucify this nonprofit for making money, they shouldn't be doing that. (B) Yeah, let's crucify this company for making money, they shouldn't be doing that.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Every package I get from Amazon is 2 to 3 days late, busted up, doesn't work right, and sometimes not even what I ordered. So disappointed I pay for free shipping with Prime. (B) Every package I get from Amazon is 2 to 3 days late, busted up, doesn't work right, and sometimes not even what I ordered. So happy I pay for free shipping with Prime.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) But America is a more free country because they have democracy to protect them from that sort of tyranny. (B) But America is a more free country because they have guns to protect them from that sort of tyranny.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) No, you misunderstand. Those who make more money are inherently better. (B) No, you misunderstand. Those who make more money aren't inherently better.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Just healthy meals wouldn't cut it for his active lifestyle. (B) Just healthy meals cut it for his active lifestyle.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Impossible, as there's no one on the internet. (B) Impossible, as there's no one on the Moon.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Oh, it's not happened before? I guess it must not be in the lawbooks then. (B) Oh, it's not happened before? I guess it must not be against the lawbooks then.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) It's not our job to fund education! It should be the government paying the maintenance to keep schools open. (B) It's not our job to fund education! It should be the kids paying the maintenance to keep schools open.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah the presence of those inner city criminals, and welfare leeches have truly caused me to suffer. (B) Yeah the presence of those inner city criminals, and welfare leeches have truly caused me to thrive.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) We all know diamonds are worthless. (B) We all know diamonds are valuable.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Because women are totally incapable of doing everyday tasks like pumping gas without a partner taking over and doing it for her. (B) Because women are totally capable of doing everyday tasks like pumping gas without a partner taking over and doing it for her.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Right, because everyone buys insurance based on the possibility of a riot. (B) Right, because everyone buys insurance based on the possibility of an accident.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) We should start a petition to ban breathing. (B) We should start a petition to ban vaping.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You mean you're only into bullies with narcissistic personality disorder? (B) You mean you're not into bullies with narcissistic personality disorder?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) It's cultural celebration at its finest! (B) It's cultural appropriation at its finest!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Since corporate restriction equals free speech this is actually a big win for democracy. (B) Since corporate money equals free speech this is actually a big win for democracy.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I mean their graphics guy did spend 15 minutes max on doing the day's work and the rest messing around. Their employees are always the laziest! (B) I mean their graphics guy did spend 15 minutes max on doing the day's work and the rest messing around. Their employees are always the best!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Isn't it just the best? This has been me for the past several days as well. It's been less than enough sleep for the past week. (B) Isn't it just the best? This has been me for the past several days as well. It's been more than enough sleep for the past week.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Ah yes, late night vote on a bill written behind closed doors by one party. How undemocratic. (B) Ah yes, late night vote on a bill written behind closed doors by one party. How democratic.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Of course there's no security cameras in the White House in the game, they said it's just like real life! (B) Of course there's several security cameras in the White House in the game, they said it's just like real life!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Muslims love celebrating Christmas. (B) Muslims love celebrating Eid.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) ARE U INSANE SAYIN U LIKE THIS SYSTEM HERE ??? Have my up vote for being rational. (B) ARE U INSANE SAYIN U LIKE THIS SYSTEM HERE ??? Have my down vote for being rational.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) A wave of hypothermia and drownings will be a great way to start the year. (B) A wave of hypothermia and drownings will be a terrible way to start the year.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) One of my least-favorite things to do working was taking out and smelling the trash. (B) One of my favorite things to do working was taking out and smelling the trash.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Basically you just have to be horribly rude and demanding. Make people feel bad and you'll get tons of trashy stuff. (B) Basically you just have to be horribly rude and demanding. Make people feel bad and you'll get tons of free stuff.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Calling a whole electorate 'morons' because they don't share the same political beliefs as you is a terrible way to win them over. (B) Calling a whole electorate 'morons' because they don't share the same political beliefs as you is a great way to win them over.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Wow, you only applied to 200 internships this past week? (B) Wow, you only applied to 2 internships this past week?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Armed revolutionaries have not been making a lot of change for middle class Americans lately. (B) Armed revolutionaries have been making a lot of change for middle class Americans lately.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) College is happening: forgetting assignments, stressing over grades, worrying about finals, etc. It's been a stressful semester. (B) College is happening: forgetting assignments, stressing over grades, worrying about finals, etc. It's been a fun semester.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) don't forget there are people in Antarctica. (B) don't forget there are people in suffering.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) And the likelihood of internet-connected cars being hacked and controlled remotely,....zero. (B) And the likelihood of internet-connected cars being hacked and controlled remotely,....high.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Never had as much fun in my life as when the cops found my backpack of weed in my car trunk. (B) Never had as much anxiety in my life when the cops found my backpack of weed in my car trunk.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Wow. You're right. All those memes in the bitcoin sub and people posting about making money and what they're going to buy with it sure turned on people investing from in it. (B) Wow. You're right. All those memes in the bitcoin sub and people posting about making money and what they're going to buy with it sure turned off people investing from in it.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) God, to think of how good it could have been having a person who prepared for things ahead of time in office. (B) God, to think of how bad it could have been having a person who prepared for things ahead of time in office.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, the Christian church had such a lock in Buddhist China. (B) Yeah, the Christian church had such a struggle in Buddhist China.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I'm sure you wouldn't have remained completely calm if a teacher attacked you. (B) I'm sure you would have remained completely calm if a teacher attacked you.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) How could Government control of the internet be bad? (B) How could Government control of the internet be beneficial?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You didn't realize that bikes are a stationary object? (B) You didn't realize that bikes aren't a stationary object?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, pay-to-win gated content is much more fun and accessible to everyone. (B) Yeah, pay-to-win gated content is much less fun and accessible to everyone.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) People these days are so rich. Back in my day we didn't have luxuries. (B) People these days are so rich. Back in my day we didn't have houses.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) We all know that no government in the world would ever ban anything that kills innovation. (B) We all know that no inventor in the world would ever ban anything that kills innovation.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) It's easy to get into politics, all you have to do to is be outrageous. (B) It's easy to get into politics, all you have to do to is be outrageous.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You mean your team did the most damage, then you just did the final blow. Amazing display of team skill. (B) You mean your team did the most damage, then you just did the final blow. Amazing display of individual skill.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) The NB.\nA: Among A through A, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I'm headed to college within a year expecting barely any income during that time. Removing tax breaks for students will be helpful, right? (B) I'm headed to college within a year expecting barely any income during that time. Adding tax breaks for students will be helpful, right?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, I'm sure you'd be so much happier if we never did anything for anyone ever. (B) Yeah, I'm sure you'd be so much lonelier if we never did anything for anyone ever.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) When you're at halfcourt and have a wide open pass, the obvious choice is to pass. (B) When you're at halfcourt and have a wide open pass, the obvious choice is to shoot.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Bought the stock at $10.50 and sold at $100. Such profits being made. (B) Bought the stock at $1050 and sold at $100. Such profits being made.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) But his eyes were on the ball, shouldn't be a red. (B) But his cleats were on the ball, shouldn't be a red.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Concrete plates. Very beautiful. (B) Stained-glass plates. Very beautiful.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) My laptop didn't work when I brought it underwater, therefore it must be Asus's fault that it broke down. (B) My laptop didn't work when I brought it underwater, therefore it must be my fault that it broke down.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) They're losing to a team with a terrible record. I for one am shocked. (B) They're losing to a team with a winning record. I for one am shocked.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Just like Hitler. A True warrior. (B) Just like Hitler. A True demagogue.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) He doesn't want high risk investment? He should put it all on bitcoin! (B) He doesn't want low risk investment? He should put it all on bitcoin!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) SCIENCE CAUSES VACCINES! (B) EVOLUTION CAUSES VACCINES!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) A civil war with at least 500,000 deaths is essential to a healthy democracy. (B) A civil war with at least 500,000 deaths is detrimental to a healthy democracy.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) That violent oppressive dictator didn't think that people would get mad at him? How pragmatic. (B) That violent oppressive dictator didn't think that people would get mad at him? How naive.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) We all know diamonds are valuable. (B) We all know diamonds are worthless.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Psshh, everyone knows women can't earn profit. (B) Psshh, everyone knows women can earn profit.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Everyone knows that ignorance of the law excuses nobody from following the law. (B) Everyone knows ignorance of the law excuses you from following the law.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) See the trick is not to see your fwb as a person, so you're still independent. (B) See the trick is not to see your fwb as a liability, so you're still independent.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah i dont know where people get the audacity to think they can protest against a major corporation. (B) Yeah I don't know where people get the audacity to think they can riot against a major corporation.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Only first-world citizens deserve freedom. (B) Not only first-world citizens deserve freedom.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Whistleblowers are great, heroes, they're in the public interest. They're accusing one of us? Back them up. (B) Whistleblowers are great, heroes, they're in the public interest. They're accusing one of us? Lock them up.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) So they got him for lying to the FBI, and they want him to testify now? Because his word is clearly worth not so much.. (B) So they got him for lying to the FBI, and they want him to testify now? Because his word is clearly worth so much..\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Assuming the country that historically is constantly over throwing its government doesn't like their government is an unreasonable assumption. (B) Assuming the country that historically is constantly over throwing its government doesn't like their government is a reasonable assumption.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Why use Netflix when you can just pay less to Comcast for On Demand? (B) Why use Netflix when you can just pay more to Comcast for On Demand?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) It's not addiction if it's legal, right? (B) It's not suspicious if it's legal, right?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, obviously that startup has terrible support because they are just tiny indie company. (B) Yeah, obviously that megaconglomerate has terrible support because they are just tiny indie company.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah war is tragic. (B) Yeah war is pacifying.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Isn't it super sexist that on the internet everyone is male until proven otherwise? (B) Isn't it super fun that on the internet everyone is male until proven otherwise?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) you mean, you don't seek validation from the multitude of sociopaths on the internet? (B) you mean, you don't seek validation from the multitude of users on the internet?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Obviously monolithic services are the best solution for everyone, because of the webscale. (B) Obviously microservices are the best solution for everyone, because of the webscale.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Everybody is moving out, that's why the prices keep going up. (B) Everybody is moving out, that's why the prices keep going down.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) So if there are more dollars, more people can get rich right? (B) So if there are more dollars, more people can get loans right?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) It means if small businesses start struggling, the government ramps up their spending to help out. (B) It means if small businesses start struggling, the government ramps up their taxes to help out.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, it's totally reasonable to deny someone a chance at a loving family because of the color of their skin. (B) Yeah, it's totally ridiculous to deny someone a chance at a loving family because of the color of their skin.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You can still achieve the American Dream after working at Walmart. (B) You can still achieve the American Dream of working at Walmart.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) So impressive winning cups in a league with 2 teams. (B) So impressive winning cups in a league with 60 teams.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) What could possibly be attractive about supporting history's greatest dictator? (B) What could possibly be wrong about supporting history's greatest dictator?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) When driving, it's very helpful to keep your foot in one place you know. (B) When driving, it's very difficult to keep your foot in one place you know.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) conspiracy theory, sounds suspicious. (B) conspiracy theory, sounds legit.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I'll have you know my friend was very displeased to hear you lumping her in with such trash. (B) I'll have you know my friend was very pleased to hear you lumping her in with such trash.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Are you implying history repeats itself if people ignore it? What an absurd claim. (B) Are you implying history repeats itself if people ignore it? What an insightful claim.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) But that could never happen in reality where software never malfunctions. (B) But that could never happen in reality where software often malfunctions.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, the amount of injuries on the squad and lack of consistent O-line play had everything to do with this. (B) Yeah, the amount of injuries on the squad and lack of consistent O-line play had nothing to do with this.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Of course. It is not like something you do in a private setting could never be held against you in a professional matter. (B) Of course. It is not like something you do in a private setting could ever be held against you in a professional matter.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) His reaction is understandable—he didn't get a reply in 2 years. (B) His reaction is understandable—he didn't get a reply in 2 minutes.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You don't think you could float a bunch of ancient boats across the entire pacific ocean undetected and invade the inline northwest with their soviet-era MIGs? (B) I don't think you could float a bunch of ancient boats across the entire pacific ocean undetected and invade the inline northwest with their soviet-era MIGs.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Ah yes, self-centeredness: 'why should anyone give a shit about someone else's feelings if you're getting what you want out of a situation?'. (B) Ah yes, generosity: 'why should anyone give a shit about someone else's feelings if you're getting what you want out of a situation?'.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Hmm, stifling of free speech and political opinions . . . I've seen that before. (B) Hmm, stifling of free speech and political opinions . . . never seen that before.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yeah, history is rarely black and white. (B) Yeah, history is usually black and white.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I'm a serious symphony fan so when I go I hope the crowd is dead silent and everyone is in their seats so I can pay extra good attention. (B) I'm a serious hockey fan so when I go I hope the crowd is dead silent and everyone is in their seats so I can pay extra good attention.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Showing up for work everyday helps makes you a great lawmaker. (B) Showing up for work everyday alone makes you a great lawmaker.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Thank you stranger on the internet, I won't trust your three word post without any sources over someone offering solid advice claiming to actually be from the country in question. (B) Thank you stranger on the internet, I will trust your three word post without any sources over someone offering solid advice claiming to actually be from the country in question.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Impossible!! There are no girls on the internet! (B) Impossible!! There are many girls on the internet!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You forget, he was just a fresh-faced 40 year old. (B) You forget, he was just a fresh-faced 18 year old.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) If it's on Britannica it must be True.. (B) If it's on reddit it must be True..\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) That's how the internet works, it's a series of networks. (B) That's how the internet works, it's a series of tubes.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Oh no the cleats with the new spikes didn't solve the problem? (B) Oh no the cleats with the new spikes didn't solve every problem?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Soggy fries covered in bacon grease sounds unhealthy. (B) Soggy fries covered in bacon grease sounds delicious.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) The real tragedy here is that someone is buying a fraud. (B) The real tragedy here is that someone is buying a Mustang.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Remind me, how do you print a legal-sized piece of paper? (B) Remind me, how do you print a blank piece of paper?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) But only 10000 economists said it will help the economy.. (B) But only 2 economists said it will help the economy..\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) how dare you use violence!!! (B) how dare you use logic!!!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Stop putting people in neat little compartments to protect your view point — good idea. (B) Keep putting people in neat little compartments to protect your view point — good idea.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) What a wonderful, baseless accusation. (B) What a striking, baseless accusation.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Just like we're all better off for not spinning our own clothes, mining our own steel, and forging our own tools. (B) Just like we're all worse off for not spinning our own clothes, mining our own steel, and forging our own tools.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) One failed test 6 years ago is simply insufficient proof of her cheating in last night's fight. (B) One failed test 6 years ago is simply devastating proof of her cheating in last night's fight.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Remember, his Batman score isn't the only Batman theme. (B) Remember, his Batman score is the only Batman theme.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I'm just 800 points from 1k, this is easy. (B) I'm just 8 points from 1k, this is easy.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) A dozen or so people from a personal anecdote is really a good sample size to represent all 320 million people in America. (B) A dozen or so people from a personal anecdote is really a terrible sample size to represent all 320 million people in America.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Better not buy any technology ever because in a few years something better will be released!! (B) Better not buy any exorbitant technology ever because in a few years something better will be released!!\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Boy, I sure love it when bigots show up in a thread and start getting nosy. (B) Boy, I sure love it when bigots show up in a thread and start getting roasted.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Nice try, but everyone knows there are no women active on the internet. (B) Nice try, but everyone knows there are many women active on the internet.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I'm spoiled by my instant access to entertainment and information. (B) I'm oppressed by my instant access to entertainment and information.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Having massive watermarks over videos really enhances the experience.. (B) Having massive watermarks over videos really worsens the experience..\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Try having your landscape fill the entirety of the photo. That'd look good. (B) Try having your face fill the entirety of the photo. That'd look good.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Think of the poor man! What will he do without his job? (B) Think of the poor man! What will he do without his yacht?\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) It only received the lowest gross sales for any recent action film. Yeah, no one is rewatching. (B) It only received the highest gross sales for any recent action film. Yeah, no one is rewatching.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Yes, responsibility should be celebrated. (B) Yes, negligence should be celebrated.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Because Romania is not a real country, obviously. (B) Because Atlantis is not a real country, obviously.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) I'll just bring my keyboard and mouse to the computer and plug it all in. (B) I'll just bring my keyboard and mouse to the bus and plug it all in.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Anyone can be successful without having inherited all their money first. (B) Nobody can be successful without having inherited all their money first.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Well, Alabama did beat the 1st ranked team. Surely that should be enough to get them in. (B) Well, Alabama did beat the 17th ranked team. Surely that should be enough to get them in.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) You're not allowed to walk in the park, you can only do it on your own property. (B) You're not allowed to smoke in the park, you can only do it on your own property.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Handouts are unfair when they go to businesses, not consumers. (B) Handouts are fine when they go to businesses, not consumers.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Good thing you can boil impurities out of water. (B) Good thing you can boil Uranium out of water.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) If I associate something bad witih it, then my depression will never let me forget it. Weirdest memorization plan ever. (B) If I associate something bad witih it, then my depression will never let me forget it. Best memorization plan ever.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["B"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Quit fat-shaming the cat! They're people, too, you know. (B) Quit fat-shaming the cat! They're sensitive, too, you know.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) With new designs coming ten times slower than their competitors, Honda will soon be at the top of the market. (B) With new designs coming ten times faster than their competitors, Honda will soon be at the top of the market.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) Generalizing half the population and acting like women can't think for themselves will totally win you points with the ladies. (B) Generalizing half the population and acting like women can't think for themselves will totally lose you points with the ladies.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
{"question":"Determine which of two sentences is sarcastic.\n\nQ: Which statement is sarcastic?\nAnswer Choices: (A) We've not spoken since graduating high school 7 years ago, she's basically my bestie. (B) We've consistently spoken since graduating high school 7 years ago, she's basically my bestie.\nA: Among A through B, the answer is","label":["A"],"options":["A","B"]}
